Cybernetic Battle Maiden

At the start of your turn, gain +1 attack if you have no mouth or nose. 'Mead tastes better without a mouth anyway!'

Give an adjacent friendly card +2/+2 and make it immune to damage for 1 turn. 'Time to get drunk and smash things!'

If this card has taken damage, gain +1 health and attack. 'My orcish magic is getting stronger!'

Summon a 2/2 'Broken Automaton' with Sneaky Slut (Invisible). 'I may be broken, but I can still fight!'