Rachie: The Hidden Flash
Rachie Piddlington"Um... sorry. Did anyone... see that? Please tell me they didn't see that."
On Play: Reveals the hidden desires of the battlefield. Draw 3 cards, but 2 of them are 'Shy Secrets' (0/1) that trigger 'On Hit' to give you a random Status Effect.
Passive: The more she hides, the more she craves attention. +1/+1 for every turn she stays untargeted. If she is attacked, she gets 'Blue Balls' (-1 Attack) but gains 'Arousal' (+1 Attack) next turn.
On Attack: A daring flash that leaves the opponent breathless. Deal 2 damage to the target. If the target is a 'Seduction' type, they also become 'Mind Fucked' (Control) for 1 turn.
On Death: A final, desperate act of exposure. Summons three 'Lust Bite' (1/1 with Kiss of Death) tokens from the void, appearing right where she stood.