'Pink Pigtails & Bubblegum Bubbles'

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'You're so cute when you're frustrated!'

+1 attack if this card wasn't attacked last turn. 'I'm still sweet even when ignored!'

Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Titty Trap) on the field. 'My memory will linger...'

+1 health for each card in your hand. 'The more friends I have, the safer I feel!'