Beachside Siren of Seduction

Mind Fucked: Take control of an opponent's card with 3 or less health for 1 turn. 'You can't resist my charms, human...'

Deep Impact: Deal +2 damage to the opponent if this card's attack is not blocked. 'My love is a deadly force...'

Cuming Back: Summon a 2/2 Cum Stain on the field. 'My legacy lives on...'

Titty Trap: All enemy cards are distracted by these tits and can only attack this card. 'You can't look away, can you?'