'Whispering Shadows'

Whispers eldritch secrets to an enemy card, giving it Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack). 'Let the madness consume you, my pet...'

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) the target for a turn. 'You're mine now, darling...'

Summons a Cum Stain (2/2) on the field. 'My essence lives on...'

+1 attack if there's a Lustful Lingering on the field. 'The shadows fuel my desire...'