Xia: The Retail Nerd

First Thrust: On Play. Reveals the next 2 cards in your deck. If either is a 'Seduction' or 'Vaginari' card, draw it immediately. 'Finally, something worth talking about.'

On Hit. Deals 1 damage to the attacker and generates a 'Cum Stain' (2/2) on the field. 'You think you can resist me? Think again.'

Passive. +1 Attack for every turn this card remains unattacked. 'My patience is wearing thin, and so is your luck.'

On Death. Adds a random 'Lube Leak' (0/4) to your opponent's deck. 'Oops, looks like a spill in the store.'