'Rhea's Beachside Tease'
Rhea'Life's too short for boring moments'
Give 'Arousal' to this card, increasing its attack by +1 for each turn it's not attacked. 'Titty Trap' (Provocative/Taunt): All enemy cards are distracted by these tits and can only attack this card.
20% chance to 'Mind Fuck' (Control) the attacked unit for 1 turn, making it do your bidding. 'Filthy Rebirth': This effect allows the card to cheat death once, reducing any lethal damage to 1 life instead.
+1 Attack if Rhea is not attacked this turn. If attacked, gain 'Multiple Orgasms' (+1/+1 for each time the card is attacked, up to a maximum of +3/+3)
Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 card with Titty Trap) on the field. Give 'Blue Balls' (-1 Attack for each turn it doesn’t attack, up to a maximum of -3) to an enemy card