Rhea's Seductive Thrall

Mind Fucked: Take control of an opponent's card with cost <= 3 for 1 turn. 'You can't resist my charm, darling!'

Arousal: +1 attack if not attacked last turn. 'I'm always ready for more!'

Orgasmic Overload: Deal +5 damage to all enemy cards. 'My final act will leave you breathless...'

Titty Trap: All enemy cards are distracted and can only attack this card. 'You can't look away, can you?'