Leandra, Mistress of Potions

First Thrust: On Play. Reveal the top 5 cards of your deck. Add one 'Seduction' card to your hand and destroy the rest. The Hero is now 'Horny' (+1/+1 per adjacent friendly card).

On Attack. Target gains 'STD' (-1/-1 for the rest of the game). If the target is a card, it also gains 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1 for 2 turns).

Passive. Whenever a friendly card is destroyed, Leandra gains +2/+2. This effect can trigger multiple times in a single turn.

On Death. Summon two 'Lust Bite' cards (1/1 with Lethal) to the field. The Hero gains 5 health.