Warhol Punk Samantha

Samantha sneers at the rules. +1 Attack for every turn this card sits idle without attacking. (Boredom is the enemy of order.)

The Warhol shirt glows. Gain +1/+1 for every friendly card on the field. (Surround yourself with noise.)

Samantha spits a challenge. Deal 1 damage to all enemy cards. (Get over it.)

The music stops. Draw a card from the deck. (Find something actually interesting.)