'Cum-Stained Goblin Seductress'

Grab an enemy card and Mind Fuck it for a turn. Cum on the field, summoning a Lustful Lingering (1/4) with Titty Trap. 'I'll make you mine, even if just for a moment!'

Give target card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack). 'You can't resist my charms, can you?'

Orgasmic Overload: Destroy this card but deal +5 damage to all enemy cards. 'I'll take you all with me!'

+2/+2 if there's a Lustful Lingering on the field. 'My lusty friends make me stronger!'