'Akane's Obsessive Desire'

Whenever Akane attacks, Mind Fuck a random enemy card for 1 turn. 'You're mine now, darling.'

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack). 'Let's see how you handle a little frustration.'

Summon a 2/2 Cum Stain on the field. 'I'll leave my mark on you, even in death.'

+1 attack for each card with Blue Balls on the field. 'Your desperation only makes me stronger.'