'Ruin Me Intelligently'

When this card is played, the opponent's next card drawn has -1 attack and -1 health. 'Let's see if your deck can keep up with my mind.'

Give an enemy card 'Blue Balls' (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'Your moves are as predictable as your thoughts.'

+1 attack for each card in your hand with cost >3. 'The more you think, the harder I get.'

Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Titty Trap) on your side. 'Even in defeat, I leave you wanting more.'