Clumsy Chlorine

First Thrust: On play, gain 1 Mana point for each adjacent friendly card. (Texas hospitality is generous!)

Passive: While on the field, this card cannot be targeted by enemy abilities that require specific targeting. (Too simple to confuse!)

On Attack: Deal 1 damage to the target. If the target is an enemy, they become 'Confused' for 1 turn (skip their next attack). (Oops!)

On Death: Summon a 'Lost Pet' (1/1) on the field. (Crispy Biscuit needs to find a new owner.)