Janine's Seductive Service

Give an enemy card 'Blue Balls' (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'Oh, monsieur, you look so... frustrated.'

20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) the target for 1 turn. 'You're under my spell, darling.'

+1 health for each 'Seduction' card on the field. 'A maid's work is never done, but I always feel supported.'

Summon a 2/2 'Cum Stain' on the field. 'I may be gone, but my mess remains.'