UNCOMMONSubmission
Xia: The Nerd Cashier
XiaCollectionneur · Daddy
"This feels like a slow-burn plot, but imagine the climax right here!"
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Coût
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Attaque
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Vie
Capacités
ON PLAYCounter Confessions
Xia leans over the counter, whispering her latest hentai discovery. Gain 1 Mana and draw 1 card. 'Imagine if this happened right here... behind the rack.'
ON ATTACKTitty Trap
Her huge titties bounce as she types. Get +1/+1 for every other card in your hand.
PASSIVEStrained Seam
She suddenly realizes her bra is straining. Destroy a friendly card with 2 or less health to give yourself 'Horny' (+1/+1 for each friendly card).
ON DEATHRetail Rebellion
Xia sighs about her parents' expectations. Summon a 'Lube Leak' (0/4) to your opponent's deck.