COMMONSelf-aware
Laggy Alice
Alice SterlingCollectionneur · Clover
"Sorry, I didn't see you there... my penis was just twitching." *looks away* (66 chars)
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Coût
2
Attaque
2
Vie
Capacités
ON PLAYCtrl+Alt+Defeat
Gain +1 Attack for each card in your hand. Alice buffs her gaming stance. 'Just one more level!' she mutters. (15 chars)
ON ATTACKGlitch Hit
Deal damage, then draw 1 card. The controller slips from her hands in shock. 'Wait, that actually worked?' (44 chars)
ON HITSocial Battery Low
Freeze yourself for 1 turn, but gain +1 Health. Alice hides behind her sweater. 'Please don't talk to me.' (50 chars)
ON DEATHRespawn Lag
Summon a 1/1 'Lustful Lingering' ghost. Alice’s body fades, leaving a lingering aura of embarrassment. (49 chars)