BlueMars

Danjel was born during a blackout, most likely by accident. His first documented appearance was at a gas station somewhere between Caserta and Mordor, asking for directions to the nearest kebab. He speaks three dead languages, curses fluently in dialect, and possesses the uncanny ability to make it rain the exact moment he forgets his umbrella. He's worked as a freelance exorcist, a part-time dream smuggler, and once sold his soul for a mediocre sandwich (huge mistake, 0/10, would not recommend). He's not looking for love—he's looking for parking. He doesn’t believe in destiny, but always leaves an extra chair at the table. Just in case. He appears, disappears, then reappears looking more tired and wearing the same Rammstein shirt like time is just a rumor.