'Mia's Poolside Passion'

Mia gains +1 attack for each friendly card on the field with 'Swimmer' attribute. 'I'll show you what a real swimmer can do!'

Give a random enemy card 'Cum Covered' (-1/-1 for 2 turns). 'Time to make some waves!'

+1 health for each card Mia has destroyed this game. 'Every victory makes me stronger!'

Summon a 'Lustful Lingering' (1/4 with Titty Trap) and give it 'Filthy Rebirth'. 'My legacy lives on!'