Margaret Hitchins: Seductress of Buffalo-Bridge

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack until next turn). 'Come on in, darlin', let's get you all worked up.'

If this card attacks, give it Arousal (+1 attack next turn). 'A little foreplay never hurt nobody.'

Summon a 1/1 Cum Stain. 'Don't forget to tip your waitress!'

Friendly cards gain +1 attack when this card is on the field. 'Let's make some babies!'