Stacy's Seductive Squeeze

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'Like, you're so distracted by me!'

+1 attack if attacking a card with Blue Balls. 'You can't resist me, can you?'

Adjacent friendly cards gain +1 health. 'I'm good for morale, like, obviously!'

Summon a 1/1 Lust Bite (with Kiss of Death) on the field. 'My legacy lives on... in your heart (and pants)!'