'Rhea's Bedroom Tease'

Give a random enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack next turn). 'Let's see how you handle this!'

If this card has not attacked this turn, gain +1 attack. 'I'm just getting warmed up!'

Adjacent friendly cards have +1 health. 'We're in this together, babe.'

Summon a 1/1 Lust Bite with Kiss of Death. 'Don't think you're rid of me that easily!'