Pom-Pom Seductress

Stacy bounces into play, distracting all enemy cards. Enemy cards have a 20% chance to Mind Fuck (control) this card for 1 turn instead of attacking.

Adjacent friendly cards gain +1 attack due to Stacy's cheering. 'Like, you got this!'

If Stacy is attacked, she has a 10% chance to offer the attacker a 'deal': swap one of your cards in hand with a new card from your deck.

As Stacy falls, she drops her pom-poms, summoning a 1/1 'Lustful Fan' with Titty Trap (taunt) to distract enemies.