Lisa's Coital Argument

Deal 1 damage to all enemy cards. "I didn't raise you to be a coward!" A quick, sharp rebuke that clears the board.

If this card attacks a unit with higher health, gain +1/+1. "You think you're better than me? I made you!"

This card cannot be destroyed by effects that deal 2 or less damage. It clings to life like a bad habit.

Summon a 2/2 'Cum Stain' with 'Titty Trap'. "Look what you've done to Mom... now clean it up."