Anducra the Abyssal Guide

First Thrust: On Play. You peer into the abyss. Draw 1 card and reveal the next 2 cards in your deck. If one is a Seduction card, add it to hand for free. "I see your next move... and your next orgasm."

On Attack. Your purple magic seeps into the target. 30% chance to Mind Fuck (control) the target for 1 turn. "Let's see how you handle a little mental violation."

Passive. Whenever Anducra takes damage, she gains +1 Attack for the rest of the game, up to 3 times. The pain fuels her. "Ouch... but don't stop."

On Death. The dungeon claims its due. Summon two Cum Stains (2/2) to your field. "Even in death, I'm useful to you."