Tina, The Yearning Heart
Tina Williams"Please... just be kind to me. I'll do anything to make you happy."
First Thrust: On Play. Tina arrives with pure intent. Give a friendly card +1/+2 Health and the 'Filthy Rebirth' trait. (She wants to be loved, and she'll protect those who are.)
Passive. As a naive heart, she is easily swayed. If an enemy card attacks Tina, there is a 30% chance it becomes 'Mind Fucked' (controlled) for 1 turn. (Love is blind, and she is very blind.)
On Hit. Tina absorbs the blow with a soft sigh. Restore 2 Health to Tina and grant the attacker 'Blue Balls' (-1 Attack per turn). (She takes the pain so you can feel the ache.)
On Death. Tina vanishes into a dream. Return a random card from your Graveyard to your hand. (Even in death, she hopes to be found again.)