Vaneil, Apprentice Starweaver

Each time this card is hit, gain +1 attack for the rest of the game. 'I've always wondered what it feels like!'

Summon two 1/1 'Lust Bite' cards with 'Kiss of Death' to your field. 'Let's see what these stars can do!'

At the start of your turn, transform an enemy card into a 0/4 'Lube Leak' for 2 turns. 'Science is all about trial and error!'

Deal 5 damage to all enemy cards and summon a 2/2 'Cum Stain'. 'Well, that was... educational!'