Mimsi's Seductive Throne

Give an enemy card Blue Balls (-1 attack for each turn it doesn't attack, up to -3). 'A little tease never hurts, darling.'

If this card attacks a card with Blue Balls, deal +2 damage. 'Time to take advantage of the situation.'

Adjacent friendly cards gain +1 health. 'A princess's charm can be quite... soothing.'

Summon a 1/1 Lust Bite (lethal) on the field. 'A parting gift, darling.'