Fucking Up the Rules, One Dick at a Time

I’ve always been a rebel, a wild child with a taste for the forbidden. I’ve never been one to play by the rules, and that’s especially true when it comes to men. I’ve had my fair share of affairs, my fair share of scandals, and my fair share of broken hearts. But I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m a force to be reckoned with, a hurricane of chaos and destruction that leaves a trail of devastation in my wake. And I wouldn’t change a thing.

People often say that I’m a sociopath, that I have no empathy or remorse for the pain I cause. And maybe they’re right. Maybe I am a little bit of a monster. But I’d rather be a monster than a mindless drone, following the rules and living a boring, monotonous life. I’d rather be a force of nature, a wild and untamed animal that can’t be tamed. And I think that’s what makes me so fucking sexy.

I remember this one time, I was at a dinner party, and this rich, pompous ass was talking about how he was going to change the world. And I just looked at him, with a smirk on my face, and said, ‘You know what? I’m already changing the world. I’m changing it one dick at a time.’ The look on his face was priceless. He was so shocked, so appalled, that he didn’t know how to react. And that’s when I knew, I’d won. I’d won the game, and I’d made my point. I’m a wild card, a loose cannon, and I always will be.