Hana's Secret Wish

First Thrust: On Play, give +1/+1 to an adjacent friendly card. "Be a good girl and help Daddy win."

On Hit: If this card is attacked, it gains +1 Attack for the rest of the turn. "I'll take it all for you, Daddy!"

On Death: Add a "Cum Stain" (2/2) to your hand. "Daddy, don't leave me..."

Passive: This card cannot be the target of enemy spells unless it has attacked this turn. "Only Daddy can touch me."