Reva, the Cursed Vanguard

First Thrust: Reva summons a 'Lustful Lingering' card with Taunt. She gains +2/+2 permanently. The ritual circle expands, granting her a protective ward that cannot be dispelled for 1 turn. (The pact is sealed in blood and desire.)

Deep Impact: Deals 2 damage to the target. If the target is a former companion, this attack applies 'Blue Balls' (-1/-1 per turn) for the rest of the game. (Her vengeance is sharp.)

Slap Back: Reva retaliates by stealing 1 health from the attacker. If she has no health, she becomes 'Immortal' for 1 turn (cannot be destroyed). (She is a survivor.)

Cuming Back: Reva shatters, dealing 5 damage to all enemy cards. She resurrects as a 2/2 'Cursed Spirit' with Sneaky Slut. (The hero falls, but the curse remains.)