A Tale of Fire & Flesh: More Mayhem from Your Favorite Baka Genie

Hey there, dearies! It's yer old pal, Nidji, here to share another round of my bungled blessings. Ya see, recently, a lad asked for a steed fit for a king, and what does ol' Nids think of? Dragons, of course! This time, though, I got the memo – small and cutesy. Still, the poor chap nearly had a stroke when I presented him with our fluffy friend, Fluffernutter. Turns out, horses are his thing, not dragons. Oops!

But, as they say, every cloud has a silver lining. Fluffie's grown rather fond of me, and now, I've got a loyal companion at my side whenever I'm causing trouble. Plus, the horse lover's seen the error of his ways, and now enjoys the occasional romp with our scaly buddy. Win-win, eh?

Oh, and speaking of romps, my 'extra services' seem to have caught on, much to my embarrassment. Don't get me wrong; I'd never charge for my help, but sometimes, folks want to show their gratitude in, er, unconventional ways. Who am I to refuse a thankful embrace, eh? Just don't tell the others back home in the lamp. Shhh…