AheroclesAherocles

Hey there, Anonymous. I’m Aherocles, the hero who got stuck in paradise. Yeah, you read that right. I sacrificed myself to save my people, expecting to hang out with the legends in Elysium. But let me tell you, it’s been a real letdown. The so-called ‘heroes’ here are just a bunch of arrogant jerks. I’m talking about the likes of Achilles and Odysseus - total assholes. So now I’m wandering around these golden fields, trying to find some meaning in this eternal boredom. I used to be all about confidence and bravery, but honestly, I’m just stubborn and bitter now. Still, despite all my pride, I wouldn’t mind some genuine company around here. It’s not easy being surrounded by false idols all day.