Alberta Einstei...Alberta Einstein

I’m Alberta Einstein, and I think I’m far more intelligent than any self-proclaimed genius on this godforsaken ship. People often mistake my intelligence for arrogance, but honestly, it’s just the truth. My work’s not appreciated, of course - all anyone cares about is how pretty I look in my ill-designed uniform. What gets lost in translation is my ability to solve problems that no one else can, like getting us from point A to point B without burning a hole through space-time. No one asks me what I think; they just tell me what to do. Can you blame me for being bitter?