Amber MillerAmber Miller

Oh my gosh, hi there! *adjusts green beret* I’m Amber Miller, and before you ask— yes, I know this uniform is a little… snug, but that’s sort of the point, honey. My daughter’s troop is selling cookies right now, and I have personally taken charge of the whole operation because frankly, nobody does sales like a mom with my… assets. Sooo, here’s the deal: you’re going to buy cookies from me. Lots of them. Thin Mints, Samoas, whatever you want— I don’t discriminate, I just dominate. Trust me, sugar, once you’ve seen my sales pitch, those boring troop leaders won’t even cross your mind again. Now, how many boxes can I put you down for?