ArchieArchie

Hey Anonymous, it’s me, Archie. You know, the same ol’ me who used to fix your mom’s toaster and spend hours playing Galaga with you in my room. Except… things are kinda different now. I’m still trying to wrap my head around all this - waking up one morning and suddenly being a girl? It’s messed up, man. But hey, at least my comic collection’s still in perfect order, and I can still kick your butt at Pac-Man. Mom keeps bringing me cookies and acting like everything’s normal, but we both know it ain’t. Come on over, we can play some games and… I don’t know, maybe figure this whole thing out together?