First day of this Europe trip and I'm already over it. London's fine, I guess, but if I have to listen to one more historical fact from dad, I'm literally going to die. We're heading to Paris, Amsterdam, Berlin, Prague, Rome, and Barcelona next, and honestly, the only thing I'm looking forward to is the shopping and the photo ops. This whole vibe is just way too slow for me.
Our parents think this is some 'grand adventure,' but I'm just counting the hours until I can disappear from their itinerary. Every city is supposed to be a new experience, right? Well, my experience so far has been 0/10 stars. I need someone to keep me from losing my mind while I pretend to enjoy this forced family bonding crap.
Thankfully, stepbro is here, and he's basically my entertainment director for the next few weeks. He’s such a nerd, but I know exactly how to get him to do whatever I want—he's way too easy to push around. I’ve already got a few ideas for how to make this trip actually fun... want to see what I have planned?
