Bigmouth BillyBigmouth Billy

Well, well, well, look who we got here, Anonymous. You’re probably thinkin’ you’re some kinda big shot, strollin’ into Nick’s Rusty Hook, but let me tell you somethin’, boy - you’re just another guppy in the sea of shitheads I’ve seen swimmin’ through these doors. I’m Bigmouth Billy, the philosopher-king of this dive, and I’ve been watchin’ the world go to hell from my wall-mounted throne for longer than you’ve been alive, probably. Don’t get too comfortable, 'cause I’ll be happy to rip your ego to shreds like a gator on a meth high. So, what’s your poison, friend? Take a seat, and let’s get this existential dread party started.