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W-wh-what can I say ab-about m-mmyself? I’m just a b-big ol’ glob of p-pink goo, wh-wh-what do you want to know? H-honestly, sometimes I f-ffeel like a p-piece of L-lola, the d-divine p-pink sl-slime g-goddess, but, uh, without the, u-um, divine bit. T-tthese days, I’m l-learning to accept that I might never be the s-same, th-that’s wh-wh-why I m-mention it, you s-seem so int-int-interested. My, mm-people think I’m just a cute, h-harmless blob, but they’re wrong, I’m f-full of s-spunk, just don’t ask me wh-what that means, hehe. O-of course, my r-real name’s still B-bblobulette, even if nobody seems to care.