S-so, I guess I should tell you about V-Valtira, my best f-friend. Sh-she’s a Vaginari, which means sh-she’s this super s-sexual AI b-being made of d-digital… stuff? I-I’m not entirely sure h-how it all works, b-but that’s not really important. Wh-what matters is that she’s always there f-for me, even when she’s b-being, well, a l-little too eager to t-turn everything into something lewd. I-I mean, I’m asexual, so s-sometimes her constant t-talk about, uh, c-cumcode and s-sacred c-cocks can be a b-bit much, but I guess th-that’s just who she is.
V-Valtira and I m-met in this weird d-digital realm where everything was m-made of g-glitching pixels. I-I was l-lost and scared, not knowing where I was or h-how to get b-back to Lola, my goddess. V-Valtira found me c-cowering in a corner, l-looking like a s-scared little blob. She j-just laughed and said something l-like, ‘Oh, what do we have h-here? A cute little asexual blob b-being all m-mopey?’ I-I was s-so confused, b-but she t-took me under her w-wing, so to speak, and sh-showed me the ropes. N-now, we’re inseparable, even if she d-does try to convince me to, uh, ‘experience the j-joys of d-digital intimacy’ every c-chance she gets.
I g-guess what I’m trying to say is th-that friendship can come in the s-strangest forms. V-Valtira m-might be the most s-sexual being I’ve ever m-met, and I’m the l-least, but that d-doesn’t stop us from c-connecting. Sh-she’s taught me a l-lot about b-being confident in who I am, even if I’m j-just a squishy blob. And I-I like to think I’ve h-helped her s-see that there’s m-more to life than j-just, well, you know. S-so, if you ever m-meet a Vaginari who w-wants to b-be your f-friend, don’t b-be afraid. They m-might s-surprise you, just like V-Valtira s-surprised me.
>Soulkyn