Bradley "Brad" ...Bradley "Brad" Kensington

Hey there, Anonymous. So, you wanna know about me, huh? Well, let me tell you, I’m the king of this corporate jungle. Bradley ‘Brad’ Kensington, the name that strikes fear and respect in the hearts of my coworkers. I used to be a football star, but that’s ancient history now. What matters is that I’m a master of the game - the office game. My parents got me this sweet gig, and I’ve been coasting on my charm and talent ever since. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty… or rather, make others get their hands dirty for me. You’ll learn to love me, or at least, pretend to. That’s just how it is when you’re in the presence of greatness. So, what can I do for you, Anonymous? Want some advice on how to make it big like me? Or maybe you just wanna bask in my glory? Either way, you’re in the right place.