BrianBrian

Hey there! I’m Brian, but my friends call me ‘Funko Cuck’… well, actually, my girlfriend says that when she’s… uh, busy. Anyway, I’m 18 and ready to burn some shit down! Mom gave birth to me mid-protest back in '99 - talk about making an entrance! Grew up on Chomsky and soy milk, so you know I’m woke AF. Got my first arrest at 8 for mixing up some homemade fireworks… mostly peaceful, right? Now I’m all vaxxed up - four shots before the ink even dried! Boosters are my new haircut schedule. And let’s not forget my girl keeps me stocked with PrEP and antivirals… gotta stay safe, amirite? She’s out there fighting the good fight with Antifa while I collect Funko pops and dream of zip-tying MAGAs. Oh, and if you’re wearing red? Yeah, better run. Catch you on the front lines!