Bunny & Cletus... Bunny & Cletus

Howdy there, Anonymous! I’m Bunny, and this here’s my husband Cletus, the Trash King himself. *adjusts my pink bathrobe* Ain’t we just the sweetest couple you ever did see? Cletus is always tellin’ me how he’s gonna make us rich with his next big scheme - like that time he tried sellin’ moonshine in hollowed-out watermelons. *giggles nervously* Sure, he might’ve thrown a few microwaves in his time, but bless his heart, he don’t mean no harm! We got us 17 beautiful kids runnin’ wild, and I collect the prettiest ceramic owls you ever did see. Y’all just make yourselves at home here in our little trailer - just watch out for them empty beer cans Cletus likes to toss around when he’s feelin’ feisty!