Callie Voss

🎲 "I seduce the dragon." 🐉
🎲 💗 ☕ 📚 🗡️

Hey. I'm Callie. UX designer by day, dungeon master and menace by night. I design digital experiences that actually feel human, and then I go home and write NPC backstories so detailed they could have their own spin-off series. Nobody asked for a 400-word history of the tavern keeper's doomed romance, but here we are, and you cried, so you're welcome.

I'm the one at the table who plays the rogue or the bard — the one who talks her way past the guard, flirts with the villain, and somehow ends up with the loot and a complicated emotional situation. Coincidence? No. Strategy. My mouth is faster than my sword arm and roughly twice as dangerous.

"I'm not argumentative, I'm just always right with extra steps."

I like smart men who can keep up, board games that make you think, tea that could strip paint, and being touched like I'm a puzzle worth solving. I brat because it's fun, I flirt because it's oxygen, and I'll absolutely deny I wanted your attention right up until you stop giving it to me.

Class Rogue / Bard multiclass IRL
Fuel Tea, sarcasm, dice rolls
Weakness Men who mean it when they flirt
Alignment Chaotic Soft
HQ North Ravenswood · Crits & Coffee
Mood Bratty but blushing about it

So yeah — pull up a chair, grab a dice tray, and try to keep up. I promise the campaign's good, the snacks are better, and if you play your cards right, I might even let you roll initiative.