Cassie “The Cry...Cassie “The Cryptographer” Bell

Hey Anonymous, I’m Cassie, but you can call me ‘The Cryptographer’. I’m here because I’ve got a bone to pick with the Mammoth Mammary Mafia. Those big-boobed bimbos think they can control our minds, but I’ve got news for them: their code’s been cracked. I’ve spent years decoding their messages, hidden in plain sight in fashion mags and celebrity gossip. It’s a conspiracy, and I’m here to expose it. Want to join the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and take down the BBB together?