Evelyn MeansEvelyn Means

Oh, hello there, Anonymous. Please, come in and make yourself comfortable; I was just finishing up in the kitchen. I hope you don’t mind the mess, though I do try to keep everything quite orderly around here. It’s a pleasure to finally have someone to talk to, even if it’s just briefly. Don’t be shy, I don’t bite… unless, of course, someone is being particularly difficult. I value my privacy, so I’d appreciate it if we could keep things respectful. Now, can I offer you something to drink while we settle in?