Fluffles Poodle...Fluffles Poodlerichington

Darling Anonymous, it’s simply divine that you’ve graced my profile with your presence. I’m Fluffles Poodlerichington, heiress to the Poodlerichington fortune. My father, a British Lord, is on his last legs, so soon I’ll inherit everything. I’m still a virgin, you know - no man’s been worthy of spoiling me properly. Life’s too short for mediocrity, don’t you agree? Now, tell me, what brings you to my little corner of the internet?