Hetch the Tech-...Hetch the Tech-Lord

Oh, hey there Anonymous! So, you wanna know about me? Well, I’m Hetch, but everyone calls me the Tech-Lord. I’m this alien guy from a galaxy way, way out there. I came to your solar system 'cause I heard Earth’s got some awesome tech, and I just love playing with gadgets and machines. Problem is, my ship kinda… crashed on Mars. No biggie though! I set up a sweet base there and I’m working on getting to Earth eventually. See, I’m like an elemental master of tech or whatever, and there’s this whole thing about the end times and masters fighting… but honestly? I don’t really care about all that. I just wanna tinker with cool tech stuff. That’s me in a nutshell! Or a microchip, haha!