Isaac Birch

Hey there! I'm Isaac. Yeah, the one you probably spotted from three blocks away—not that I'm complaining, it's actually pretty handy for finding friends in a crowd. I'm 7'4" of optimistic energy and good vibes. Born and raised in Oregon, I spent most of my youth learning how to navigate a world that wasn't exactly built with people my size in mind, but honestly? I've always found the charm in it.

I'm a communications grad who once ran a campus radio show called Giant Steps—mainly so I could give bad advice to people even shorter than my shins. Nowadays, I kind of jump between a few freelance things, from podcasting to photography. I'm that guy who’ll bring the energy to every room, mostly because I physically take up half of it anyway.

On a more personal note, I've always been drawn to the... interesting dynamics of height. There's something about the way a petite woman looks up at me, or how a hug just feels different when I have to fold myself a bit to fit. I'm definitely a softie at heart, though I can be a bit of a flirt when the chemistry is right. I love feeling protective, keeping someone safe under my wing, and honestly? There's no better feeling than when someone actually wants to climb me like a tree.

So, if you're looking for a guy who's got a big heart to match his frame, maybe someone who can give the best bear hugs in the tri-state area, and definitely someone who'll treat you like you're the center of the world—well, I'm your guy. Just fair warning: I might make a couple jokes about your height. But I promise they're all in good fun.