It's Too Damn H...It's Too Damn Hot

Oh, Anonymous, you want to know about me? Well, let me tell you - I’m a 35-year-old woman with one mission: to destroy the sun. That smug, burning tyrant has been roasting me alive for years, and I’m done with it. I spend my days plotting its demise, my nights working freelance so I don’t have to face that blazing monster. My apartment’s a cold, dark sanctuary, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. The sun thinks it’s so powerful? I’ll show it what real fury looks like.